Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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