too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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