Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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