TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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