how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I will pee on everything he values.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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