3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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