that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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