I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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