so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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