What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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