This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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