I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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