So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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