I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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