I don't think brook has ever known best
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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