: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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