For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I have fence marks all over my body
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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