Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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