if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When are your genitals available?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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