the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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