After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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