I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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