Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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