My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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