She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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