You really coming over, don't trick.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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