Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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