Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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