We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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