I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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