if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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