So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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