I hate your face
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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