Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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