At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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