Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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