Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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