Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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