how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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