i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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