you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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