He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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