I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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