wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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