And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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