you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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