All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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