the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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