Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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