I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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